; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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