4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
