i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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