i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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