My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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