Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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