I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i think my cat just said my name.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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