his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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