i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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