I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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