i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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