so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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