I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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