He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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