i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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