I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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