wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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