dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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