We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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