Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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