Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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