Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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