Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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