Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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