there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I see more hoeing in ur future
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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