You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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