Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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