I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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