Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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