tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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