Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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