Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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