For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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