this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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