I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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