HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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