You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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