You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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