love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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