so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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