WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
