it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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