He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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