grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I am one with the molecules
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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