ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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