The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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