butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She told me I should be a condom model.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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