I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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