Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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