I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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