party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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